Flukes–more than fish.

In January this year, I was in Cancun at a conference (I know, life is harsh). We were traveling from the hotel to the conference and my friend David gave me half a peso back in change because I had lent him too much for bus fare. I said flippantly that he could keep the “half-cent”. He pointed out to me that half a peso was more than half a cent, and was, in fact, 5 cents, or a nickel. I said it was barely more, and he rebutted that it was TEN times more. It was then that I realized this was a very good illustrative example of how a statistically meaningful difference still doesn’t translate into buying a pack of gum.

Most of the studies I review for this site fall into two categories:

1) Statistically significant, but practically useless: This is the equivalent of saying that a nickel is TEN TIMES more than half a penny. On the face of it, it’s a massive proportional difference. But practically speaking, you can’t do much more with a nickel than you can with a penny.

2) Practically useful, but statistically coincidental: This one is a little trickier. The whole purpose behind using statistics is to determine whether or not the result in the study is plausibly a real effect, or simply a fluke. You can successfully use statistics to state that it’s not a fluke, but if you couldn’t prove it wasn’t a fluke, you can’t really prove that it was a fluke either. You can only state that it definitely wasn’t not a fluke. So basically, the result lies in the twilight world of possible fluke-dom. Results that are “promising” or “approaching significance” are examples of this type of study (if you want to see a statistician fly off the handle, tell them that “approaching significance” is a meaningful statement)

I don’t know about you, but I’d rather spend my hard-earned cash and irreplaceable time on something I KNOW I’m going to enjoy (say, like a well-dressed bison burger with yam fries) than something that might or might not be a fluke.


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